Playing in Clifton College sports ground, we have been meeting up on a Tuesday night to play footy for 26 years. (silver jubilee year??)

The originals from the start include Barker, Blatch, Craig and Stu.

Dan joined in 2002 (shortly before Andy Watts) and TNFC has grown into the global brand it is today.

A friendly bunch... playing is strictly by invitation only... The board reserve the right to rescind invitations based on unsporting behaviour (see below for examples)

Rules follow:-

1. Everyone must take a turn in goal

2. NO sliding tackles

3. NO shinpads

4. No playing the ball when any part of you other than feet are on the floor

5. Provided bibs must be worn

6. Fair play and Respect - racial and homophobic abuse will not be tolerated. (this isn't racist Thursday)

7. all hand balls are to be confessed - honesty required please

8. this is fun football - aggression is not welcome. Go easy on the fences, and the nets, and keep the elbows down.

9. Goalkeepers provide goal line technology.

10. All freekicks are indirect.

11. No dangerously high feet (over height of Wattsies nipples)